January 2008
“The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.”
– Douglas Porter
“I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire...”
– Tyler Durden
(via insomniacpowerhour)
“simplicity is the ultimate sophistication”
– leonardo da vinci
woolworthzz
lady: hi how are you today
me: hi, im good thankyou
lady(processing my groceries)
lady: smoked salmon and fortune cookies,
lady: having a party or something?
me: im on my break and im hungry
me: how did you even relate that to having a party?
lady: hah.
me(wearing mcdonalds shirt): hmmm
lady: that comes to $11.50,
lady: would you like fries with that?
me: do they pay you extra to make bad jokes.
lady: ahahaha
me: ... ... ...
“Umm is not an answer Madam”
– Judge Judy
“I probably picked the worst day to download a Heath Ledger movie, this download...”
– MattHooz
um.
next time someone uses your instead of youre, im going to explode.
its simple english, i hate you all.
hmph.
matt: ringo starr is a dickhead
alex: this is pathetic, who buys this shit
alex: i would rather sing to myself
matt: drummers shouldnt be singers,
matt: look at phil collins,
“Intelligence plus character -that is the goal of true education”
– Martin Luther King, Jr
children :!
“There’s an old saying that goes, “Children should be seen and not heard”. I don’t even want to see them. Unfortunately, it’s close to impossible to leave one’s house these days without being assaulted both visually and aurally by these young creatures…”
(via sickopath)
Watch(via alextremist)
“The last refuge of the insomniac is a sense of superiority to the sleeping world”
– leonard cohen
FreshCotton →
similar to american apparel yet with a more colourful and modern feel. the clothing is great, if youre into paying up to sixty bucks a t. mash1.
great debate.
iphone. or hiptop.
schmoke.
God, watching smokers and non-smokers fight is amazing.
On one side, you have a group of people who are supposedly worried about the physical health of people they do not know. You have people who point the finger of blame at the other side for every single failing of society because somehow the other side is full of ignorant pricks who are selfish and belligerent. And, of course, you have people...
Australian High Ping Bastards →
Its basically CZAus without
Decent competition
Childish admins
Immature banter
Oh wait, the banters still there.
Spectacular Views by Rilo Kiley
In steep cliffs with rocks all piled up mysteries of your passing luck Ages past shells and bits of foam forming new limestone to give things their turn There are no bad words for the coast today You never knew why you felt so good in the strangest of places Like in waiting rooms and long lines that made you late and mall parking lots on holidays. There are no bad words for the coast today when we...
“Work’s work”
– Guy at bottle’o
“Lighthouses are more helpful than churches”
– Benjamin Franklin (via tumbl.us)
1 tag
HOW MANY FIVE YEAR OLDS COULD YOU TAKE IN A FIGHT?
This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:
You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
There are no weapons or foreign objects
Everyone is wearing a cup (so no...
“i escape boredom
(via www.tumblr.com)”
– me,
plez?
i wanna live where its cold so i can wear scarfs
truthprobs,
matt: watch late show
alex: i am :!
matt: hahaha hes not funny at all
alex: leno is seven thousand funniers, hes actually a comedian
matt: paul shaffer dominates them both
matt: plus, leno looks like a gremlin
'NOOSANOOSANOOSA'
“A police officer was injured and neighbours were terrified when a teenage birthday party spiralled out of control at Tinbeerwah on Saturday night.” “I was just petrified,” one resident said.
im not sure what i hate more at the moment, sooky citizens, or misleading journalist? edit: sooky citizens, cause of that bus driver :!
MATT & ALEX PLAYING HABBO.
matt: yo, yoo goffz got da mad kuttin skillz
alex: hoo here iz da maddest kutta?
'goth': youre not even funny,
matt: dont hate the playa, hate the game,
matt: know what im sayin homie,
alex: true dat, goffz4lyf brotha
matt: pay a nigguh!
"You have been kicked from the room"
Watch(via peterwknox)
Man went to court with crack cocaine!
A Port Charlotte man appeared in court on drug charges and was caught with crack cocaine and a lot of cash. The Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office says when 36-year-old Ronald LaPlaca appeared in court on Thursday he had a hard time standing, was loud and smelled of alcohol. A deputy says he saw LaPlaca reach into his back pocket and pull out a plastic baggy. Upon further investigation,...
the beauty of maths (via bbc)
asian spelling.
benj: kthanksbye
jason: your wleelcoem
jason: bye
“If the inquiry names names, then names will be named.”
– Gordon Brown
