March 2009
james: what does it say in the second line here?
james: in tort law the anus of proof?
james: anus? LOL, wtf?
alex: it sais onus, you fucking idiot.
james: what does that mean?
alex: butt.
james: shutup.
“as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
i take a look at my life...”
– coolio
im getting sick of summer.
im starting to dress like a metro.
this irritates me.
im currently wearing short denim shorts, and a tee with a hood on it.
i want to be able to wear flannos and hoodies.
hurry the fuck up winter.
nao.
just made THE best bowl of easymac.
perfect water:powder ratio.
perfectascats:
quite honestly a little chaos would be nice,
yeah.
i want to join a gang,
i need to buy an alarm clock.
desperately.
how tall are you, tumblrs?
emoney:
ohayshay:
siento:
merricat:
shadowplay:
firecrackers:
blindromance:
I’m 5’3 :{
5’2
5’5
5’6
eeeeew, 5’2. =(
5’9. my japanese grandmother and her friends always make fun of me for it becuase they’re all 5’1 haha
5’2 whoop whoop!!!!! :)
6’2
Burn the scene
tinymachines:
preparing for my mother to come home and give me more
just got back from work, i locked myself out,
i had to break into my own home.
i cant be bothered putting the fly screen back on.
im eating easy mac.
easy mac would beat noodles in a cage fight.
i have to go to uni in an hour, i may dog it.
YAY GOT A 2WEEK SUSPENSION HOLIDAY FROM WORK.
:) :) :) :)
all i had to do was not turn up for three shifts.
WIN.
i might go to bed.
i have to get up in an hour and go to work.
but oh well.
KILL ME.
inothernews:
Heh.
has it become an obsession?
haha.
I've dropped.
filmnoir:
babyrussia:
My BMI by 3.2 in the last month. Win.
My BMI deems me almost anorexic. No Win.
mine deems me normal to below normal weight.
i do not believe.
Matilda
quietfire:
Was top of the pack
only after myself and others from 12eco left.
Home sweet home?
risu:
Shao and I were tossing around the idea of sharing a blog (since, we’re both bloggers - and hopefully, interesting people). But how the logistics of it will work, I honestly have no idea.
start a group.
not enough group blogs on tumblr.
Today.
rentedsurroundings:
Things I am grateful for: banana smoothies.
hell yeah.
my work only sells mango and strawberry.
it shits me.
&: thanks for tip on the 101songs, downloding asap -.-
the history boys - just watched.
Mrs. Lintott: And you, Rudge? How do you define history?
Rudge: Can I speak freely without being hit?
Mrs. Lintott: You have my protection.
Rudge: How do I define history? Well it's just one fucking thing after another.
[raucous laughter]
its 12:11 am
chloek:
i havent even done 50 words in the 1000 word essay due in under 8 hours.
im going to fail.
whats it on.
Yeah she’s got a criminal mind
He’s got a reason to pray
His life is under the gun
He’s got to hold every day
filmnoir:
cliched Orangatan
hahah.
i wish mine was the flamingo, but it isnt.
my power animal is the eagle.
which is a bird.
is that acceptable? am i going to get in trouble for this?
on the books
philoconn:
for tomorrow:
haircut, facial/massage
buying new sheets for my bed
im so hood
mamantheflea:
no fair, my brother and his friends are going to nimbin. i wanna go too. :(
what a legitimate guy.
storygoes:
deconstruct:
The Danish philosopher Soren Kierkegaard defines dread as the knowledge of what you must do to prove you’re free, even if it will destroy you.
His example is Adam in the Garden of Eden, happy and content until God shows him the Tree of Knowledge and says, “Don’t eat this.” Now Adam is no longer free. There is one rule he can break, he must break, to prove his freedom,...
FIRRREEE MEEEEE.
manager: hello its ____ __ ___ speaking.
alex: hi, its alex, when am i working next?
manager: how would i know? ill see if youre working today.
manager: you did know you had a shift yesterday right?
alex: oh ok,
manager: so why didnt you show up?
alex: yeah.
manager: yeah,
alex: yeah
manager: you start at ten today, try show up this time
alex: roger that boss,
manager: . . . . . . . . . . .
(hangs up)
037. go for walks in the rain.
097. take down posters in room.
getting the easy ones out of the way.
goodnight tumblr.
“It is not possible for a man to be elegant without a touch of femininity.”
– Vivienne Westwood (via nightmarebrunette)
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kylebunch:
This ain’t your daddy’s OOH.